Monday, August 22, 2011

Welcome to BS Tofu

In order to express my monumental disappointment at how the pop culture of my youth is being not only publicly executed by hollywood but then thrown unceremoniously into the stump grinder of mass media I figured hey, gotta love a free blogging website, am I right?

The reason for these written and occasionally filmed reviews is to say to the art direction that goes into these movies that are, for want of better words FUCKING UGLY!!!

Seriously my first review is the Garfield movies- and when I say "review" I use the term loosely! I did not nor have any desire to see these worthless pieces of hastily slapped together with little or no regard for the source material crap. I'm really just commenting on the things I just noticed from first glance- much like judging a book by its cover, minus the negative connotation that always seems to stir in the minds of the knee jerk politically correct.

First up Odie.

Question: How do you go from this?


TO THIS!?!

No seriously what was the executive decision to take such a recognisable iconic character and COMPLETELY FUCK IT UP?!?
A poorly computer animated Garfield I can barely tolerate but ODIE IS NOT A REAL DOG!!! As much as it probably saved a shit tonne of money to character "live action" it makes Garfield look even more out of place!

How does a franchise powerhouse like Garfield get so ROYALLY SCREWED?

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